Friday, November 19, 2004

so... since blogger has decided not to let me comment on my own sister's post, i must relate my own gross co-worker eating story - i used to work with this old hippy lady (seriously, she was icky all by herself - long ropy hair, mangled teeth, goat-ass breath, knitted vests, and her very own doublewide trailer) and every day, she brought some kind of stew in a thermos (seriously, kim, we have a microwave, you don't need to put it in the thermos) and she would pour her stew out into a bowl and grab a spoon - after every bite, she would lick the spoon off front and back and both sides - because it wasn't icky enough that she was eating lamb, cabbage and crap stew, she had to perform fellatio on the spoon right in front of everyone, complete with moaning "mmmm" sounds - that's a special breed of ick right there

posted by Veruca Salt at 1:37 PM |

4 comment(s):

  • If, after she was done, she took some stew and splattered it all over her face with the tip of the spoon... that would have been the coup de grace.

    (Did I go too far on that one? Yeah... definitely so... My bad.)

    By Blogger Agent 31, at 2:30 PM  

  • thanks, maine, now i have to explain to everyone in the office why i just peed myself

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 2:32 PM  

  • see, now pink kitty sounds cute because she just snotted out soda but i just sound incontinent... dammit, i'm going to change my depends

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 2:47 PM  

  • bleck! fellatio on anything at the office --- unless it's a cute boss and he's giving you an opportunity to advance... is disgusting!!!

    unless, of course, you're talking about the water cooler...that's okay.

    By Blogger Jootastic, at 4:35 PM  

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