Wednesday, June 15, 2005

For all your years of service...

I read somewhere that Paris Hilton plans on retiring in 2 years


1) How is this newsworthy? Other than giving us some light at the end of the endless media coverage tunnel.

2) I thought you actually had to do something to retire.

Are all the bathroom attendants in Hollywood and Manhattan who have held back her extensions as she vomited going to get together and buy her a gold watch?

Are all the B-list celebrities she's slept with going to get together and have their anti-biotics bronzed and mounted in a frame for her?

Will Lindsay Lohan crack under the pressure to be the biggest celebrity skankbag?

No, Paris, don't go