Sunday, July 29, 2007

Dear A & E,

I would like to suggest that you change the name of "The Two Coreys" to "The Epic Struggles of Has-Been Douchebags with Entitlement Issues" - maybe people could call in to vote on who had been the biggest douche of the episode and when the show comes to its end (maybe in another week or so) the douchiest Corey could be neutered, you know, as a favor to the world.

It would be a tough contest - you've got:

Corey Feldman - douchey because he insists on wearing sunglasses in the house, he's one of those reborn vegetarians who get all preachy about people eating "flesh" and he's got quite the inflated sense of importance.

and then there's Corey Haim - douchey because of his bad highlights, his constant moaning about needing to get laid and he's just way too self-centered for someone who hasn't worked in 20 years.

I'd also like the last hour of my life back.

Please look into it!

Thanks,

me


p.s. I am now officially embarrassed for having had Teen Beat posters of both of them on my bedroom wall when I was in elementary school. Thanks for ruining my childhood.

Labels: letter to