Tuesday, October 19, 2004

these are my two favorite "family guy" quotes (do they count as quotes if they're more than one line? "simpsons" has so many more one liners, but there's just something about "family guy" - dammit, i'm rambling again...)

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Day laborer: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Day laborer (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Day laborer(spanish): Que?

and

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.