Monday, October 18, 2004

my top 4 irrational fears (in no particular order):

  • being eaten by a shark (seriously, this keeps me from swimming in the ocean - they way i see it, sharks and i have an accord - i don't go into their living room, they don't come into mine)
  • being drugged and having my kidney stolen (i mean, if i'm giving up a kidney, i'd at least like to sell it on the black market or something)
  • cockroaches (sure, i'm exponentially bigger than they are, but all those legs and feelers just creep me out)
  • finding out that someone really gets me

the top 4 things that many people are scared of that i'm not:

  • snakes (how can you be scared of something with no ears and no legs? they're kind of sexy when it comes down to it)
  • skydiving (sure, i haven't done it yet, but as soon as i find someone crazy enough to go with me, i'm all over it
  • making an ass out of myself in public (it comes so naturally to me... really, it's a gift)
  • being alone (don't get me wrong, i love attention, but there's something so... right about being alone)

1 comment(s):

  • Keith, you quoting Friends scares the beejezus out of me as well.

    Also, Friends rocks (rocked) and there is nothing any of you can say to change my mind. For redemption, I would like to add that I also really appreciated and loved Futurama and am pleased at the return of Family Guy.

    That is all.

    angie
    blueshoediaries


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:17 PM  

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