Friday, October 15, 2004

i think i've worn these same old navy jeans for the last 3 fridays - is that wrong? i'm sure i've washed them at least once in the interim and i don't work on a goat farm so they're not odiferous or anything... it's just that they're really comfortable and they're sort of low rise without being crotch-dusters - not that it makes a huge difference because i don't do the whole belly-shirt thing

why did i agree to a happy hour with work people tonight? was it because, on monday, when it was proposed, it seemed like friday would never come? can i really think of nothing better than eating hot wings and drinking fluorescent fruit-festooned schooners of rum with coworkers at t.g.i.friday's? well, no, it's not like i have a jam-packed social calendar (something about me being socially retarded and unable to maintain friendships) but i think i'd rather clean the grout in my shower than spend more time with people with whom i've already spent 40 hours. is it too late to start faking sick?