Monday, September 20, 2004

my laziness knows so bounds

• sometimes i'll spend the entire workday cycling through the five cds i have on my desk (none of which i'm particularly crazy about) just so i don't have to reach all the way across my desk to open my purse and take out my other cd case

• if i'm at the front of the office at 5:01 and realize that i've forgotten my cd case at my desk (because, for once, i wasn't too lazy to get it out) i'll just continue to the parking lot and hope that there's a cd in my vehicle to listen to

• sometimes i'll spend an entire week wearing pink clothing just because i'm too lazy to take the things out of my pink mock-crocodile purse and put them into another purse

• when i can be bothered to wear lipstick, i prefer the longwearing kind because i don't have to be that girl sitting at my desk putting on lipstick... i don't know if that's laziness or just annoyance at girls who primp

posted by Veruca Salt at 8:36 AM |