Tuesday, November 02, 2004

i have the biggest crush on jon stewart - i wouldn't want to spend election night with any other short jewish guy - he fascinates me - seriously , the guy could read the ingredients off of a bag of low-carb cheetos and i would be riveted.

further proof that jon stewart has some weird power over me, he made me like rev. al sharpton - can't believe i just admitted that

posted by Veruca Salt at 7:29 PM |

6 comment(s):

  • ooo me too.

    he's quite delicious.

    i think keith mentioned someone having their fillings banged out. that would be me, and the banger? jon stewart.

    TOTALLY.

    yum

    angie
    blueshoe

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:15 PM  

  • i apologise ladies, but jon gave me a message to give to you:

    "So sorry. Already taken."

    he of course would have passed on the message himself, had he not at the time had his mouth full... of me.

    By Blogger kate., at 9:20 PM  

  • ladies and gentlemen,

    i give you: my sister kayde

    that's right! there are two of us and she's even more of a horny potty-mouthed sailor than i am.

    who knew?

    angie
    blueshoe

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:03 PM  

  • in that case, i don't know why we can't just share - we could work out visitations, or just be one big happy mormon family, i hear utah is nice this time of year - go polygamy!

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 6:53 AM  

  • Look out Keith - she's trouble ;)

    Dirty, loud, sasspants trouble.

    And she's nice and young!

    heh

    angie
    blueshoe

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:46 PM  

  • uh oh....did you hear what Jon said about Ohio last night? Hi in the middle round on both ends? Awww...he is mad at our state! We f*d the election up!

    By Blogger nique, at 6:12 AM  

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