Tuesday, November 02, 2004

the wit and wisdom of my little sister

i *literally* laughed out loud at an email my sister just sent - had to share -

"....i was at the dentist...and besides the dentist lady telling me that she hands out floss for trick or treaters LAME!!!.... she also told me my teeth, while they are "beautiful"...are too small for my jaw...gee...thanks...and your ass is too big for your pants! why not tell me my boobs are too small for my chest while you're at it... and then she told me that i could use some orthodontia... um...my teeth are incredibly straight...but my bite is a teensy bit weird... "

please note that, in spite of physically living in different states, my sister and i both tend to misspell the word "weird"

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