Monday, June 20, 2005

Apparently, I'm not doing well at this unemployment thing yet - I was up by 6:15 this morning - um, hello, aren't I supposed to be passed out until well into the afternoon? Maybe I should try getting disgustingly drunk tonight and see if it helps.

And the good news is that electricity and gas and cable are all set up and ready to go so, even if there isn't furniture when we arrive, there will be electricity so that we can plug in a radio, put on dress shirts, tighty whities and socks and do that slide-around-the-house dance that some freakwad actor did in some old movie

And the bad news is that we may not have internet until July 5th... that's like a million years from now,,, what if I forget how to use the internet? What if I can't remember all 97 passwords for all 97 email addresses? What if I forget how to blog? Oh, the humanity