Tuesday, August 28, 2007

my top nine* weirdo food quirks

in no particular order -

• I like to put coffee on ice cream
• When I have an order of fries, I'll pick through them and only eat the perfectly-formed ones (ie: the ones with two flat ends)
• I won't eat a banana unless it is at least 15% green
• I have to have any bread spread (ie: butter, mustard, jam) all the way to the edges of the bread
• I prefer oatmeal and peanut butter cookies to be a little burned on the bottom
• I like mayo on sandwiches, but I rarely use it in cooking because the texture of it creeps me out, it's too jelly-like
• I like mustard, not ketchup, on onion rings
• I believe that nearly any savory recipe can be improved by the addition of black olives and/or cilantro
• I don't like a lot of extra bun (ie: the extra 3/4 inch of hot dog or hamburger that exists with no meat in it) and will rip off and discard parts of the bread that I consider extraneous

*I'm sure I have more than nine, but it's all I had off of the top of my head

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