Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Dear 2 other people who live in my house;

I get that neither of you do any of the grocery shopping for our household, but please understand that I don't actually poop out the products you consume.

"Grocery shopping" as the name implies, actually entails a trip to the grocery store. So if you're running out of something that you desperately need in order to continue living, be it dental floss, turkey lunchmeat, body wash or cereal, and you would like to have an uninterrupted supply of said product, you need to alert me prior to you actually running out of it.

You are, by now, aware I generally keep my grocery store visits down to about twice a week, preferably Monday and Friday, so if you come running to me on Monday night waving an empty (clear) body wash bottle? I will feel no sympathy. So suck it up and use soap.

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