Wednesday, October 20, 2004

lessons learned

things i found out on my day off:

• tony danza has a talk show (i tried to watch it, really i did, thought i'd get an amusing anecdote or two out of it - but about 45 seconds into it - after having heard him say "a oh, oh a" about 75 times, i felt my soul slowly being sucked out and i had to change the channel)
• the daytime viewing options are truly mind boggling (me: "auuuggghhh, as though it's not bad enough that i have to decide between montel williams and jerry springer, in ten minutes 'from justin to kelly' is on? dammit, do i have enough time to run to best buy and get a tivo?"
• daytime television has cornered the market on commercials for skeevy lawyers and vocational schools (as opposed to reality tv which has the monopoly on herpes medication commercials)

Family Guy quote of the moment:
Lois: Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?
Brian: The same thing that always happens, she was an idiot.