Thursday, November 11, 2004

damn you, yoplait

i'm 30, meaning i was born in the 70's when yogurt was really beginning it's heyday (i don't believe i've ever used that word before... and i can't believe i used it here... moreover, i can't believe that i implied that yogurt had/has a heyday... dammit, i used it again), meaning i've been eating yogurt for what, 26, 27 years, right? why is it, then, that i am unable to open a yogurt container without getting spooged on?