Friday, November 05, 2004
i have decided that i have too many usernames and passwords - i need to either consolidate them or stop shopping online... or i need to stop finding cool places to shop online... i'm serious - the next username i have to create is just going to be my name and the password is going to be 123456789 - just letting you know in case you need to log in to some website and buy stuff under my name - want my pin number, too?oh, and i just found out that my zipper was down for like 2 hours - i can't f$%^&*! believe that none of you guys told me - that sucks
4 comment(s):
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atleast you weren't walking around all day with your skirt tucked into your underwear. Or your shirt didn't involuntarily pop open and reveal your bossom to a very important higher-up =) Most time's these fly mishaps go unnoticed ...=) It's Friday and the work day is almost over.
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i've decided that it's one of three things:
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I wore the same pair of khakis a few days in a row at work and apparently the last time I had washed them, the ass ripped out and I was walking around with a big hole right as the crease of my butt and my thigh. THREE DAYS. Someone finally pointed it out to me hours before I had to give a program at the library. I bet that would have been the best program ever- poetry and a peek at my ass cheek!
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who knows, that could have gotten a few more people hooked on phonics
Post a CommentBy
Unknown, at
1:39 PM
1) no one at work was looking in the general direction of my crotch (can't believe i just typed crotch)
2) no one who thinks enough of me to tell me that my zipper is down was looking in the general direction of my crotch (there it is again)
3) my sweater is long enough to cover the zipper and i'm just bitching about nothing
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Veruca Salt, at
1:50 PM
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Samantha, at
6:19 PM
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Veruca Salt, at
10:12 PM
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