Monday, November 22, 2004

not only in mt st helens erupting...but so is my chin!

you'd think that one huge lava crater in the state of washington was enough... but no... i have to have as much magma spewing out the side of my face as the rest of the god forsaken volcanic-laden cascades...


10 comment(s):

  • Seriously, I had this zit last week that I almost wrote about. Soooo painful. It was only there because I enticed what was nothing into something. The kicker was that the f*kn thing never popped. Seriously that is gross but for real, the thing was like HUGE. A malformation on my face. Elephantitis of the zit. Then a week later after all that suffering--Painful scarring to my character--Serious issues covering it up--It became nothing. It just up and went away.

    I feel you.


    By Blogger nique, at 2:52 PM  

  • heh heh - you said "magma"


    and "spewing"


    and last week i had a zit underneath my eyebrow that grew so large that it almost had it's own blog - it, too, went away without popping - i'm sure it will pop up right before my next social engagement


    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 3:00 PM  

  • and the zit has a twin now... one of them is residing in the inner corner of my right eyebrow... and it's bright red...dabbed with a little concealer... you know...so it's just a swollen bump that happens to be the same color as the rest of my face... and the other one is just to the left of my chin-ass. you know... i have a cleft... not like a cleft foot... but a cleft chin... a butt chin... sigh... i'm a mess.

    By Blogger Jootastic, at 3:14 PM  

  • In your eyebrow is the best! It's got it's own camouflage! If I had to get a zit, that is a prime location.

    Now Miss Jootastic...next to your cleft, that location is a bit more noticable. : ( Mine was next to my mouth...far enough away as to avoid looking like HERPS! haha EWW!


    By Blogger nique, at 3:42 PM  

  • hate the ones that are either inside your nostril or right under your chin (because those are the gigantic ones that get their own heartbeat and make it look like you've got swollen glands)

    i will admit that in my younger days, if i got a conveniently placed zit, i would color it with my brown eyeliner and make it a mole - i'm so madonna (until i scratched at it and just wound up with a brown streak on my face)


    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 3:45 PM  

  • Cate, good thinking!!! A mole! hahaha

    Sometimes I wished I could put a band-aid over my zit. I could say I fell and well, it was bleeding.

    Zits are so traumatic! Thing is I do everything to provoke them! I was a monkey in my past life! I pick at everything! And not only on myself but on my man (he NEVER has anything though!)


    By Blogger nique, at 3:54 PM  

  • I think us men should stay out of conversations like this.

    Therefore ..

    .. bye bye.

    Cheers


    By Blogger Martin, at 8:41 AM  

  • why, martin? it's not like we're talking about our boobs or which tampons we prefer...

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 8:45 AM  

  • Yeah Martin! What? You don't ever get zits?

    I see, too good for zit conversations huh? ; )


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:37 AM  

  • And, for the record, I prefer Playtex Super Absorbency Deodorized.

    By Blogger Jootastic, at 3:16 PM  

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