Thursday, December 30, 2004

The cheese stands alone

For the past couple of weeks, I've felt so bad for my sole remaining Sea Monkey, Phillip Michael Thomas; he looks so lonely, twirling around in there by himself. Today, I realized that he's killed and eaten all of his brethren and I no longer feel sorry for the cannibalistic little bastard - is that wrong? Is PETA going to take sanctions against me? Am I a bad Sea Monkey mom?