Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Pooping at work

Okay, we've all done it at some point.

And, I can't say I'm proud of doing it. But, yep, I poo at work sometimes.

But, it's really hard, the restroom is about three feet away from a co-worker's desk... and I know know know my poo is tinky. tinky a lot.

But, the boys in the office all go upstairs and sit on "the throne." It's the weirdest toilet to sit on... really high off the ground...my feet dangle...and I'm not short. And they're always up there for ten minutes a piece...

I like to get in and get out. No lingering, no reading, not even time to think. I just want to set it and forget it.

posted by Jootastic at 1:43 PM |

2 comment(s):

  • i don't even know what to say about this... (i mean, other than it's funnier than hell)

    i would just like to add that if you do have to poop (or take a dump, as my coworker so eloquently put it)at work and your office restroom happens to have multiple stalls, please refrain from talking to anyone else in the bathroom (seriously: "hey, did you see that" plop plop "new report with the marketing numbers" plop plop - it's just not right)

    and wash your hands when you're done - seriously

    both of those go for when you're whizzing as well

    and she said "set it and forget it" about POOP - this guarantees that i shall never EVER buy a ron popeil rotisserie thing

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 2:30 PM  

  • This is too funny! Both the post and the comments!

    I have a funny office poop story.

    I dated this guy in college who was an engineer. He interned over the summer at this small company. Well the office was set up so the mens room was in the middle of the cube set up. Basically ensuring that whatever business you had to take care of was heard by the whole office. Well Mr. D had to poo really bad and apparently his tummy was not so happily digesting whatever he had eaten. (When he told me this story, I laughed so hard I was crying, I'm cracking up right now as I type!) So he goes to the bathroom and said he was farting so loud that there was NO way in hell it went unnoticed. He had diarrhea and everything! (I'm trying so hard not to spew coffee onto my monitor) He walked out of the bathroom as fast as possible and closed his office door behind him.
    I would be mortified!

    By Blogger nique, at 7:56 AM  

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