Thursday, December 16, 2004

Why won't my stereo go any louder???

I just heard someone say, with a huge amount of enthusiasm, no less, "I heard THE BEST Christmas song this morning!!!..." (seriously, you could hear the exclamation points) "It's called 'Mary Have You Heard'..." (this may or may not be what he said the name of the song was, I was so traumatized after what he said next that I'm a little numb now) "And it's off the Clay Aiken Christmas CD" (At this point in the conversation I made an involuntary hacking noise, the kind that your cat makes when he is either under a rocking chair or coughing up a furball the size of a chow chow.)

Stop

it.

6 comment(s):

  • If by "best" she means "so terrible that it makes my ears bleed and gives me the desire to claw my eyes out" then yes, by all means, the Clay Aiken version of that song is THE BEST Christmas song!!!

    By Blogger Trish, at 8:26 AM  

  • ahhhhhh hahahahahehehehe

    that totally made my morning.


    By Blogger asyl076, at 8:29 AM  

  • worse than that, it was a guy who praised the song AND admitted to owning the cd - a guy! And he's supposedly heterosexual (he even mentioned wanting to play that song at his wedding next month)

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 8:37 AM  

  • Dude, NOOOO. My earrrrrs! My eyes! It's too damn much. I'll add Clay to the list of people that are fucking up good Chrismas songs. Not that that Mary song is good... I'm just sayin'.

    By Blogger Sara, at 8:45 AM  

  • It's actually called "Mary Did You Know" and the only reason I know this is that I looked it up. I have no intention of listening to it, I swear! Please don't take my street cred away!

    I'm a librarian. I look stuff up.


    By Blogger Samantha, at 9:10 AM  

  • I feel you, Princess - I'm a research specialist, I look up EVERYTHING - but I was still reeling from the knowledge that someone in my immediate zip code purchased the Clay Aiken cd - it was traumatic

    your street cred remains intact (unless, of course, you change your name to Ashleeee or something, then you're out of the club)


    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 9:20 AM  

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