Tuesday, December 14, 2004

so bad it can't even be called junk mail

here is something that came a'calling to my hotmail account - I won't subject you to the whole thing, just the best... um, worst parts (and my commentary, of course)

Subject : A Clay Aiken Christmas DVD In Stores Now (stop it...)
Hey Music Fans ! (okay, let me stop you right there - in the span of two sentences, you've associated Clay Aiken with music fans - that's quite the stretch, don't you think?)
Clay's new DVD, 'A Clay Aiken Christmas' hits stores today, December 14, 2004.
The DVD features all the showstopping performances (and by "showstopping" you mean that the homeless people you lured into being in the audience got up and left?) from his December 8 NBC Special, plus never before seen exclusive footage from behind the scenes! (I don't even know what to say here - just... stop... please)

posted by Veruca Salt at 3:12 PM |

6 comment(s):

  • because listening to Clay sing isn't enough, right? We need to look at his freakishly handsome (and by handsome I mean freakish) face at the same time!

    By Blogger Tim, at 3:27 PM  

  • I can't believe I'm going to say this, because it will implicate me in a sad, sad, state of affairs. During his Christmas special, those parts where he'd carry on "spontaneous backstage conversations" with his guest stars in between takes? Those were the hokey-est, most pitiful bits of improvisation I've seen in a long, long time.

    At this point I would like two things to be noted:
    1. I only saw enough of the show to witness two of said converstaions
    2. I do not always have control of the remote.

    By Blogger asyl076, at 3:55 PM  

  • The funniest thing ever said about Clay Aiken:

    Isn't nice how for the holiday special he "donned his gay apparel"?

    hhehhehehehhe

    I heard that on VH1 somewhere. Still makes me laugh.

    By Blogger angie, at 8:19 PM  

  • Oh, and Colin Firth is my secret husband.

    Oooops! So much for the secret!!

    heh

    By Blogger angie, at 8:20 PM  

  • thanks, Jennifer, you've effectively ruined Rick Astley for me...

    And, Angie, I'll fight you for Colin Firth... or I'll just take Colin Farrel... either way, I've got some accented love coming...

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 10:26 AM  

  • See, Colin Farrell, while painfully hot, is so much of a manwhore that I wouldn't want him if I had the chance.

    I mean, once you sleep with someone, you sleep with everyone they slept with BLAHBLAH.... I sure as shit don't want to be getting boned by Britney.

    gross.

    By Blogger angie, at 4:05 PM  

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