Thursday, January 13, 2005
Forgive me, Blogger, for I have sinned...
Two days ago, I wasted a full 60 minutes of my life watching "Strange Love", the VH-1 "reality" show about Brigitte Nielson and Flava Flav... I know, I know, there are other things I could have been watching, or doing, or pondering, but once the tv was on the channel, I was powerless to change the channel (It's only by the grace of a commercial that I was able to switch the station before "Remaking Vince Neil" came on)I kept thinking that I should stop watching it and devote my time to ANYTHING else, but I couldn't stop... It was as though those programming genuises at VH-1 found a way to televise heroin. It was so much worse than anything I've ever seen EVER. I would compare it to a car crash, but it's so much worse - it's like a bus crash... a bus full or orphans and puppies... a bus full or orphans and puppies who had been on their way to a charity function... a bus full of orphans and puppies who had been on their way to a charity function but then got hit by a tank and burst into flames... I mean, what could I possibly have found appealling about watching a gargoyle wooing a Clydesdale? It's got to be against at least one or two laws of nature, no?
Stop me before I view again
4 comment(s):
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I will be glued to the tv all next week when I love the 90s Part Deux will be on. I'm also addicted to My Coolest Years. DAMN YOU VH1!!
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How does a gargoyle woo a clydesdale?
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apparently, so far, by flying his ghetto, gargoyle ass to Italy and flashing some gold teef at said clydesdale, which will magically cause her to forget her obscenely cute Italian fiance
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I tuned into Gitte and FooFee FooFee, too, and could not break free from the tractor beam. And I'm not sure which fascinates me most: the gargoyle wooing the Clydesdale, or the Clydesdale actually LIKING it.
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