Wednesday, January 12, 2005

License Plate o' the Day

"IAMDRY"

My first though, as I was driving behind this Cadillac Escalade, was a comment from LibPrincess the other day "You know, they have KY for that" - but then I pulled up next to the vehicle to see that it was a guy driving it... huh? I'm thinking maybe he's a spokesperson for Ban deodorant, maybe? Or he's got excema and needs some lotion? Oh sure, you could get all boring and say that maybe he's a recovering alcoholic, but where's the fun there? Maybe he's always thirsty. Maybe his name is Utah (because that's a dry state, isn't it? - okay, yeah, that was a bit of a stretch, but come on, people, work with me)

posted by Veruca Salt at 7:10 AM |

8 comment(s):

  • I love this site.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:59 AM  

  • maybe he's on meds and no longer wets himself??

    maybe he's a urologist and solves peoples pee problems...

    I dunno... I dont think i would lay out the extra cash to let people know I was dry. I must go blog a vanity plate story now - sheesh the things you peeps make me remember

    By Blogger Erin M, at 8:04 AM  

  • Illegitimate.
    Aliens.
    Make.
    Dusting.
    Really.
    Yes.

    By Blogger Jootastic, at 8:11 AM  

  • Easy one:

    His name is Dr. Yelenskovitz

    By Blogger Agent 31, at 11:43 AM  

  • Maine - gosh darn it - you're right - it all fits now - the vehicle, the fact that he could maybe have been from Eastern Europe... you're right

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 12:37 PM  

  • Did you see how good I was, not making any dirty comments? Although you might appreciate this:

    I was emailing with a friend and she made some comment about "Sand the C" (abbreviating Sex and the City). I asked her, "What is that, like sand in your vagina?"

    Ah. Much better.

    By Blogger Samantha, at 1:37 PM  

  • Maybe he's a martini. Did he have an olive, or did he seem like he had no vermouth?

    By Blogger Michael, at 6:29 PM  

  • There are a myriad of possibilities.

    I think it has to do with not drinking, because, even if he was swerving all over the road the cop would think, "Well, I'd pull him over, but he's dry."

    By Blogger Paul, at 7:27 PM  

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