Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Family conversations, (part deux - Yes, I am hooked on phonics)
Phone: ring, ringMe(thinking): Crap, it's my mom - what the hell good is caller ID if I can't see it until I've picked up the receiver?
Me: Hello?
My Mom (in a slightly accusatory tone): What are you doing?
Me: Just watching a movie
My Mom (again, with the tone - you'd think she just caught me with a porn DVD or something): What movie?
Me: Just some old Doris Day movie
My Mom (in a disappointed tone): Oh... Well, anyway, did you know that your birthday is on a Saturday this year?
Me: Yeah
My Mom (even bigger disappointment): Oh, you knew that?
Me (thinking): It's February 12th EVERY YEAR, and I do have a calendar...
She was upset because she wasn't the first one to apprise me of the day on which my birthday will fall
6 comment(s):
By Anonymous, at 10:36 AM
By Phillip, at 12:24 PM
PusBoy - wtf?
By Veruca Salt, at 12:30 PM
I love your site!
By supine, at 6:46 PM
i'm straight, my mom doesn't call me. though when we talk about anything, doomsday is upon me. she thinks of any possible negative possiblity to play out and WORRIES about it! *shakingmyhead* she has way too much time on her hands.
By nique, at 8:07 AM
By Etoiline, at 12:46 PM
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