Monday, January 03, 2005

I'll take "Potpourri" for $600, please, Alex

  • I thought of a couple more goals (nee: resolutions) - get at least one more tattoo, try Indian food, wear sunscreen more often, watch less reality tv, continue 30 year streak of not being on any reality tv show

  • What's up with the snooze button? (Wow, is this starting out like a bad Seinfeld routine or what?) But really, I couldn't sleep last night and I couldn't stop thinking about the $%^&* snooze button) Personally, I never push it (read somewhere that when you go back to sleep after that initial alarm you lose 40% of your energy for the day, or something) but over the whole scope of the day, will 9 minutes really make a difference? and why is it 9 minutes? That seems kind of random, don't you think? Why not 15 minutes? Was there some some kind of summit with alarm clock makers? 5 is too little, 20 is too much... maybe there could be 3 types of snooze (like the 3 sizes of Chicken Mcnuggets) 6 minutes, 9 minutes and 20 minutes - shit, not I'm hungry for Chicken McNuggets

  • I have a zit on my temple that, if it gets any bigger, will be starting it's own blog

  • I thought twisted people were finding this blog via google searches, but the Ass Chronicles makes me look like a Buddhist Monastary (without all the monks and Buddhism and stuff) - recent searches that found our asses included: "jeans ass", "panty ass" , "tiny ass" "apple ass", "big ass small waist", "jennifer cuffs" and, my personal favorite "homemade ass toys" - homemade. ass. toys. say it with me - wtf?

posted by Veruca Salt at 9:19 AM |

8 comment(s):

  • If you're still craving the McNuggets, I would suggest reading today's comic on www.goats.com. Hee.

    By Blogger Samantha, at 10:01 AM  

  • it's official - the phrase of the day is "poop comes in nuggets"

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 10:02 AM  

  • ok homemade ass toys? ROFLMFAO I couldnt even begin to imagine what household items would be pervertified to do this

    By Blogger Erin M, at 10:34 AM  

  • What band is it that sings "chicken mcnuggets are bad for you, bad for you, chicken mcnuggets are bad for you, bad for you, chicken mcnuggets are bad for you, bad for you, but they taste good!" ???

    By Blogger Jootastic, at 11:01 AM  

  • I can't believe you didn't remember that it was Goldfinger who sings that... Wasn't there a moment when you were onstage dancing with them...? Was it at Rock Candy?

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 12:20 PM  

  • i had NO idea about the snooze button?!? whaaaa? 40%???

    i set my alarm so i get at least an hour snooze time. it's a sickness i know it!

    you better believe the snooze is a hater esp. since i have to get out of bed to turn it off. why did they invent this? why?????

    By Blogger nique, at 2:21 PM  

  • DUDE!!! I just randomly found this through Technorati and... I mean, do you KNOW HER?

    http://thehotlibrarian.blogspot.com/2005/01/yes-we-have-no-homemade-ass-toys.html

    By Blogger Samantha, at 6:59 PM  

  • sure, LibPrincess, you just "randomly" came across her site, mmmhmmm, when you were just "randomly" searching for HOMEMADE ASS TOYS... truth be known, I hope I remember to search for that from home tonight because the curiousity is killing me - wtf is a homemade ass toy?

    p.s. LP - just kidding, I hold you in the highest regard, I know that if you were searching for homemade ass toys, you would keep it to yourself

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 7:32 AM  

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