Friday, February 04, 2005

Dear Gwen Stefani -

Thanks - Because I caught 30 seconds of your video this morning, I now have that "Fiddler on the Roof" song stuck in my head - Please don't do any "modern updates" on any more Broadway songs because if I get anything from "Yentl" or "Jonathan and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" stuck in my head, I will make a Gwen voo-doo doll (that dresses like Pippi Longstocking) and tie it to the back of my car... or I'll want to do it, but not actually do it because I'm lazy... whatever

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posted by Veruca Salt at 10:17 AM |

5 comment(s):

  • What the hell happened to her. She used to have so much promise. Then she hooked up with Gavin Rossdale and her talent went into the toilet.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:59 AM  

  • Is Jonathan Joseph's little brother?

    By Blogger Samantha, at 11:39 AM  

  • um... yeah... it was, um, an offbroadway thing... way offbroadway... like so far off that it only plays in dinner theater... in Tucson... (okay, fine, I had the name wrong)

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 11:42 AM  

  • If I were married to Gavin Rossdale, I'd be too busy procreating to design handbags or put out a crappy solo album

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 12:06 PM  

  • Ah, Gwen Gwen Gwen. Her new album is fun, but Fiddler isn't the only already accomplished piece she rips off. I'm not sure why musicians can't come up with their own music lately. Have they used up all the notes and all of their combinations? Do you think that's even possible?

    By Blogger Roonie, at 1:28 AM  

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