Thursday, February 03, 2005

More reasons why this will never turn into a mommy blog

reason# 494 - 6 months into the school year, I had to call my son's school to find out what time school starts so I could take him yesterday

Reason # 59 - I couldn't help but giggle every time one of the munchkins in his class referred to me as "teacher" in the half hour I was helping distribute sugary snacks - "Teacher"? I've never even fed my kid Jell-O (or don't you read my blog?). My kid and I spend quality time together kicking each other's butts on "Virtual Fighter 4" for the PS2. My kid quotes "Napoleon Dynamite" on a regular basis. Seriously, kid, don't call me "teacher", because I'm totally not going to clean up the juice you spilled or wipe your nose and I don't care if that other kid pinched you.

Labels:

posted by Veruca Salt at 7:24 AM |

2 comment(s):

  • Ahh, I felt like this post was just for me!
    I'm a nose wiper and a cleaner-up of juice spills. On Monday, those kids are going to watch and memorize Napoleon Dynamite so I can at least have some laughs while I change their peed-in pants.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:39 AM  

  • Son of a bitch, woman! I almost peed my pants! I've been meaning to read your blog, but I'm friggin' lazy and only just now got around to moving my finger to *click* the mouse when it scrolled over your name in someone's blogroll. I recently found out I couldn't be considered a mommyblog because I cuss sometimes or something to that effect. Screw that! Just because my not-quite-3-yr-old earlier today told some total stranger he was gonna "kick their ass" . . . and I laughed . . . Just because my husband teaches him to pull his pants partly down to expose his butt and then say, "hey baby, check this out!" Does this really make me NOT a mommyblogger? Oh, okay. cool then, dudes. I'll just keep cussing and talking about how my kiddo likes to touch his little pee-pee and say, "I'm just touching it, mommy. It's okay."
    Thanks for the laughs! You will be immediately blogrolled!!

    By Blogger Party Pascha, at 9:57 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home