Thursday, July 21, 2005

here's another gem of a Cheddar X meme and my lame-o answers:

1. How many times a day do you wash your hands?

Whenever I pee (or poo, of course), or when I’m going to cook, or if my hands smell funny

2. How often do you get the flu that's going around?

Not that often (knock on wood), mostly because I try to take vitamins and avoid contact with all other people as often as possible

3. How often are you really "sick" when you take a sick day?

I have to be throwing up or have explosive diarreah (sorry, you didn’t need that thought, did you?), otherwise, I suck it up, self-medicate and move on with my life

4. Who would you like to see in a cage match?

Courtney Love and Paris Hilton

5. Name 3 things you absolutely love.

My darling, precious iBook, butter, and coffee

6. If you had to give 2 of them up which would they be (and why)?

Butter and coffee, because there are somewhat valid substitutions for both

7. Name 3 things you absolutely loathe.

Cheezy clone girls who speak in that affected little girl voice, people with no creativity, bugs

8. What is your all time favorite memory EVER?

I have a hard time committing to one favorite anything, I dunno, the thing is that the crappy memories usually make better stories

9. What is the one thing that happened in high school that would make you avoid your class reunion?

There’s no one thing that happened, I just despised how clique-ish that it was

10. What is your dream job, no matter how untrained you might be or unrealistic and bizarre it might be?

Writer, duh. But it would also be super cool to do CSI kind of stuff, you know, smart scientific stuff that requires your brain

11. If you could write yourself into any tv show, which show and how would you do it?

I’d be either be some sassy lab tech in CSI (the original one, in Vegas) who helps solve the case and looks good in jeans and heels, or I’d be one of the terminally hip grim reapers on “Dead Like Me” - and I don't know how I'd write myself in there, I guess I could just write myself in as transferring in on both shows

12. If you could replace anyone on a tv show, who would you choose to replace on what show and why?

I dunno, maybe I’d replace the skinny, hot sitcom wives who are inexplicably married to fat, slobby guys with realistic women, women who those guys could actually get - or I'd replace Star Jones from "The View" even though I don't watch that show, she annoys the crap out of me, I'd replace her with anyone... did I get this question wrong?