Tuesday, December 06, 2005
This may very well be my last post ever.
Not because I'm voluntarily quitting or because I've somehow won a drawing for a social life, but because there's a trucker in my office, ostensibly here to deliver some kind of construction material, but he's obviously a serial killer, and I'm here at the reception desk (ie: first one within shooting range) and there's no one else but girls in the office right now (ie: no burly construction boys to compell said serial killer to leave).Here's a description of him, let me know if you, too, wouldn't be penning your last will and testament:
About 5'10"-ish
Myopic (seriously, homeboy is reading a construction magazine right now in the lobby and he's holding it about 5 inches from his face... and yet, he drives a semi-truck on the highways and byways of America - AWESOME)
Creepy flat top haircut (sign number one of a serial killer)
Creepy hardcore hunter camo design jacket (like it's not just military camo design, it's the forest camo with leaves and crap on it) with a name embroidered on it ("John" - as if that's his real name)
Creepy sideburns
Creepy mumbled speech pattern
General air of creepiness about him (seriously, I don't mind when people hang out in my lobby, but he's just kind of skulking around with the construction magazine attached to his face - he won't even sit down)
So, if you read about me being disemboweled (isn't that much more dramatic than if I'd just said "killed"?) make sure you pass that description along to the poe-leece, would ya?
In other news, how flippin' cool is it that I got an email yesterday from fellow Savannah girl, Gennie, saying that she happened to have a Veruca Salt template that would be perfect for me and asking if I'd like it? And then, like, five minutes later, she's got it up. w00t! At least I'll leave a good looking
UPDATE: I just found out that he came from somewhere in Florida and slept outside of our building in his truck last night. No, really, that's not creepy or weird or anything, not at all...
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