Sunday, December 04, 2005

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

My husband says: "So, is the weather making your hair, like, frizzy and stuff?" (When he can see perfectly well that it is)

I say, later, when I am in complete control of the remote: "Oh, look, 'The Notebook' is on." (When I know perfectly well that no straight man in the world would be able to watch the saccharine schlock that is "The Notebook" for more than five minutes without wanting to stab himself in the eye with a ballpoint ben)

posted by Veruca Salt at 6:50 PM |