Monday, January 23, 2006

I swear I had something to say this morning...

not something earth-shattering or deep and meaningful, but at least something... oh well, because I have nothing, and because everyone has already seen the Chuck Norris trivia, here is this...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cate!

1. Cate once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
2. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Cate!*
3. It took Cate 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
4. All swans in England belong to Cate.
5. Cate can turn her stomach inside out.
6. Cate has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
7. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Cate is the victim!
8. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Cate are all berries.
9. In Chinese, the sound 'Cate' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
10. Cate invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.

and this:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Snozzberry Girl!

1. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and The Snozzberry Girl would be as small as a pea.
2. The Snozzberry Girl was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
3. The Snozzberry Girl is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be The Snozzberry Girl!
5. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting The Snozzberry Girl.
6. The Snozzberry Girl is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is The Snozzberry Girl.
8. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and The Snozzberry Girl.
9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their The Snozzberry Girl.
10. The Snozzberry Girl can last longer without water than a camel can.

I got it from here, go forth and find your own trivia, hopefully it's less mean than mine.

* I have no idea what that means. No. Idea.