Wednesday, January 25, 2006

So, my sad little life currently revolves around "American Idol" and I'm fine with that, but I've noticed a slightly disturbing trend - most of the violently lame people on there seem to hail from Georgia - like this guy


and the charisma-deficient white Michael Jackson impersonator from last night. What is that about? Could we possibly export someone human or normal? Are these people all products of Georgia public schools? How quickly must I ship my kid out of state so he doesn't become this?