Monday, March 12, 2007

we now interrupt this fun for a teeny tiny rant

A few years ago, there was a Pepperidge Farm advertising campaign with the tagline "If you're gonna have a cookie, have a cookie." In addition to being a brilliant ad, it's kind of a great philosophy, you know? If you're going to do something, do it for real, you know?

You wanna know what bugs the fuck out of me?

Fucking passive aggressive people who will stew and stew and stew about something that happened a million years ago, letting that anger keep them warm at night, setting a place for it at dinner every night, wearing it like a girl scout badge of self-righteousness as they nail themselves up onto a shabby chic antiqued cross from Pottery Barn.

What I'm saying is that, if something is bugging you, holding onto it hurts no one but your damn self. Got an issue? Either bring it up, or get some building supplies, construct a bridge and get the fuck over it.


This public service announcement was brought to you by a partnership of the "Being Less of an Asshat Will Make You Happier in the Long Run" Foundation and the "This is the Last I'm Saying on the Subject" Organization.