Sunday, February 25, 2007

John Doe* (upon passing a table full of delicious cookies and adorable little girls outside of a home improvement store): "You know I read that they're not using transient fats in their cookies anymore."

Jane Doe**: "Yeah, it was pretty messed up of them to kill homeless people just to make cookies anyway. I wonder if they're going to replace them with trans fats..."



*name changed to protect the innocent
** name changed to protect the sarcastic