Friday, October 05, 2007
An open letter to the person who stole my magnetic bumper ribbon:
Seriously?No, I mean, seriously?
Really?
Honestly?
You stole a magnetic bumper ribbon?
You walked up to the back of my vehicle, decided you liked it and just peeled it off of there?
I mean... what?
I won't even get into the fact that you can buy them for, like, a dollar pretty much anywhere in this country*.
It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
Don't you even get the whole idea of those? They are the lazy person's way of advertising support for a cause, without actually doing anything about it.
I hope drive over a pothole really hard today and hit your head on the roof of your car. I also hope that the pothole you hit gives you a flat tire and that you are attacked by killer bees while you are changing it. And I hope you eat some undercooked chicken that gives you diarrhea for about a month. I also hope you develop an allergy to air or chocolate or something else vital.
And if I ever see the ribbon on your vehicle, I'm stealing it back.
Have a crappy weekend,
me
*And I won't even get into the fact that I didn't actually purchase it myself, but found it abandoned at a car wash.
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