Friday, April 11, 2008

How to annoy me, part infinity

someone: hey, do you know that guy, Rick?

me: yes

someone: you know, the guy I used to work with?

me: yes. Rick. I know who you're talking about

someone: you know, the one who's married to that blond lady who used to be a cop?

me: I know who you're talking about

someone: you know, the guy who I went fishing with last June?

me: OMFG, yes, I fucking know who you're fucking talking about, do you want me to sign a goddamn affidavit????? Move on with the rest of your fucking story!!!!

Seriously, if you ever want to make me homicidally angry, continue to ask me questions like this once I've acknowledged that I know what you're talking about.