Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dear Husband,

While I sympathize with the pain of having thrown out your back, Lord knows I know back pain, I do find myself wondering what the hell you thought I could do about it at 5:00AM (a full two hours before I have to get up to get the child fed and dressed for school).

Why exactly did you wake me up to tell me that you were going back to bed?

Did you want me to get up and plug in a heating pad for you? Because last time I checked, you still had opposable thumbs.

Were you worried that I might worry when I woke up (at a normal hour) and saw you still in bed? I'm pretty sure, after I made sure you were still breathing, I would have been able to put something together.

How about next time, unless you've set the house on fire or severed a limb, you just let me stay asleep, mmmkay?

Thanks,

xxoo

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