Wednesday, January 21, 2009

you know what's kind of awesome? When the jeans that previously fit perfectly starts to feel a little loose and droop a little bit and you realize that maybe you've lost a couple pounds.


Awesome, right?


you know what's kind of not-awesome? When the jeans and underwear that previously fit perfectly start to feel a little loose and droop more than a little bit while you're grocery shopping. Now, the jeans? You can work with, just be tugging them up every couple minutes, but the underwear? Well, you've kind of got two choices; you can reach into your jeans every couple minutes, to try to wrangle them up, or you can just let them go and hope no one notices that you've got separate panty lines on each leg, halfway down your thigh.


I started out trying to wrangle the panties, but I figured that I looked like I was either molesting myself or shoplifting, so I figured I'd just give it up and finish my shopping as quickly as possible. And in case you were wondering? It wasn't comfortable at all.