Tuesday, May 26, 2009

know what's better than going to the dentist?

going to a new dentist.

know what's better than a new dentist?

a new dentist located between an Asian massage parlor and a taqueria in a strip mall.

know what's better than a new dentist located between an Asian massage parlor and a taqueria in a strip mall?

a new dentist located between an Asian massage parlor and a taqueria in a strip mall with such a small office that there aren't exam rooms but exam cubicles.

know what's better than a new dentist located between an Asian massage parlor and a taqueria in a strip mall with such a small office that there aren't exam rooms but exam cubicles?

being able to hear the woman two cubicles over SCREAMING IN AGONY* & ** while a cute little Asian man is shoving x-ray stuff in your mouth.



* seriously, this woman made noises that I didn't make while giving birth

** I instantly liked the new dentist when the first thing he said was "don't worry, I won't make you sound like that". Also, his first name is Hamlet, how cute is that?