Sunday, May 10, 2009

Dear Grumpy Old Cat,

I get that you're 13 or 14 years old and you'd just like to spend as much time as possible sleeping. I also get that my side of the bed is, apparently, the most comfortable spot on the planet to you. That's great and you're welcome to it all day long.

Please note, though, that "all day long" does not start at 6AM when you decide to climb on my pillow, purring, ramming my head with yours and sticking your furry hindquarters in my face.

There are about 90 million soft surfaces in this house on which you could snooze until a decent, human hour of the morning. Please adjust your schedule accordingly.

Thanks,

the lady who feeds you

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