Friday, March 27, 2009

Dear Ginormous Spider That Came Out Of Nowhere and Scared the Shit out of Me When I Was Planting Strawberry Plants in the Backyard,

I was just trying to flip you over to see if you were a Black Widow (in which case, I would squish the hell out of you) when I... squished the hell out of you.

Sorry about that, since you turned out to not be a Black widow after all.



My mistake.

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