Wednesday, May 27, 2009

What kind of a fucktard do you have to be to need your beer can to let you know when it's cold? Seriously, how did this "invention" come about - were people complaining?

"Puh-leez help me, shitty American beer manufacturer, I can't never tell when mah beer is cold, it's so much trouble to FEEL THE CAN IN THE REFRIGERATOR"

You want to come up with something useful? How about a microwave burrito or Hot Pocket that will tell me when it's cooked all the way through so I don't bite into that chunk of chicken glacier halfway through.