Friday, May 28, 2010

Pro-tip for the summer

If your ass is so lazy that you throw on that cute flowered tube top so you don't have to go to the "trouble" of putting on a bra AND a shirt to go to the grocery store, try to be mindful of the properties of said tube top and the laws of gravity when you're doing stuff like reaching over your head, k?

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posted by Veruca Salt at 8:59 AM |

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:53 PM  

  • You always post PICs of multi-legged creatures visiting your doorstep, but not one of the tube top? I mean, it won't break your camera (which is always at the bottom of your purse) and you probably wouldn't have to offer quarters to get her to pose.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:55 PM  

  • Sweetheart, there isn't enough Ambien in the world* to make me post that picture.

    besides, you wouldn't like the tube top, it's got pictures of Obama all over it**.



    *lie, you and I both know that one would totally be enough

    ** another lie - I like the guy, but I don't need him stretched across my boobs

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 8:13 PM  

  • Hmmmm... Obama's image on a tube top... Not so far outside the imagination. He always seems stretching to be creditable and has to provide cover for the boobs in his administration.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:40 PM  

  • *insert exaggerated eye roll* wow, it only took you 24 hours to come up with a reply? have some more caffeine, would you?

    and if someone hadn't deleted his email address, I would gladly exchange in yet another spirited debate about the amusing differences between our political views, but...

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 4:47 PM  

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