Thursday, December 16, 2004

why does astrology.com wait until 3PM to send my daily horoscope?

I'm pretty sure that if I'm having a shitty day, I know it by then - I could write it by then...

Aquarius (January 20- February 18) ** (2 stars out of five) - Cosmic forces seem to be working against you, specifically in the form of the mustard bottle puking on your favorite light pink sweater. Also, your hair will look like crap and everyone will notice. And you've got panty lines - bad. Tonight: Just stay home and watch "The O.C." - again - Loser



P.S. - we love Jaime, too