Monday, January 17, 2005

Black Monday

No, I'm not making a completely crass reference to the holiday which Arizona only grudgingly began to acknowledge in 1992 - I'm talking about the fact that I came in to work today and my last sea monkey, Phillip Michael Thomas, is gone... not gone as in "Free at last, free at last...", gone as in John Ritter gone, gone as in floating lifelessly in a bunch of monkey poo (not that I believe that John Ritter was found that way, but you get where I was going)

I've said it before and I'll say it again - two year guarantee, my ass

posted by Veruca Salt at 10:24 AM |

2 comment(s):

  • I saw a sea monkey kit thing...that had a small egg-shaped keychain that came with it...was just big enough to house one monkey...
    Did not get it for you. Is available at Target should you wish to try your luck again.

    By Blogger Jootastic, at 1:13 PM  

  • Does the 2 year guarantee mean that they will send you a whole new batch of monkeys for free? Or perhaps did you misread? It may have guaranteed that they will last less than 2 years. Sea Monkeys: The perfect pets for people who don't want a long commitment.

    By Blogger Michael, at 5:49 PM  

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