Sunday, March 27, 2005

The aspect of parenting that sucks almost as much as poopy diapers

No matter how late you keep them up the night before, they will wake up at the butt-crack of dawn on any holiday where they expect presents of any kind of celebration.

I bet Jesus wasn't even up this early on Easter (because, seriously, if you're going to do the whole resurrection thing, you might as well sleep in, wait until everyone's out of church and the mall is open so you can buy some new Spring shoes)