Saturday, May 21, 2005

Because I am the mother of a six year old boy, I am forced to sit through... I mean, I get to watch every superhero movie that comes out and the next big one is "The Fantatic Four", which, by all accounts, looks watchable (I mean, hello - 2 hours of watching Julian McMahon being eeeevil? Can you say fodder for masturbation?... I can't believe I just said that... I think I grossed myself out just a bit) except for the character of the Human Torch - his catch phrase is "Flame on" - wtf? I mean, superheroes are brimming over with homoerotic overtones as it is (the tights, the overly coiffed hair, etc) but, would it be possible to come up with a gayer phrase than "Flame on"? Yeah, I suppose if he had to shout "butt-fuck me"* to get his super powers to work...



*Wow... I think I've just raised the bar on crudeness