Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Wanna know what I don't like?

I don't care, because I'm going to tell you anyway -

I don't like when restaurants give cutesy, saccharine names to dishes and then insist that you order them like that -

Yes, I want the strawberry lemonade, but if you're going to make me call it "freckled lemonade", I'll just have a glass of water

Listen, I feel like enough of a cow ordering dessert, I'm not calling it the "fudgy wudgy cake"

"Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity" my ass - I just want pancakes with strawberries on them, okay?

Can I get an "amen" here?