Tuesday, August 23, 2005

I don't really have anything to say

I just really wanted the post about my refrigerator smelling like ass* to not be at the top anymore**

But my hair looks fairly cute today - it's possible that I've found the right combination of product to make my Welcome-Back-Kotter-fro actually look human - my hair is wavy and shiny and not too terribly crunchy... not that I will ever be able to remember which products I used and in which order... I've been considering just giving it up and getting it cut short like hers, but then I think that as funky as my hair is, short, it would look more like hers***. I wish I could just accept my hair as genetically being funky, wavy and a big old mess, but my sister has the most gorgeous hair imaginable - seriously, imagine gorgeous hair - yep, now you're thinking about my sister - her hair is a shiny, thick, dark chestnut color, that falls naturally into these giant, soft looking curls - but if she decides to wear it straight, she straightens it and it falls into these shiny sheets of Pantene hair - did I mention that it looks good long or short? Because it does - and she swears it's all her shampoo, but it's so much more than that - it's obviously a pact with Satan... or Jose Eber or something...


*the smell was identified last night - it was last week's black bean, corn and tomato salad that I intelligently put into there covered only by a thin sheet of plastic wrap (in spite of the fact that I own about 7 trillion pieces of Tupperware - not that any of the lids match any of the bottom parts... that's another story entirely...)

** of course, I just mentioned it again - in the first line, so that sort of defeats the purpose of this post altogether, doesn't it?

*** not that it's anywhere near that color - I still can't find a decent, copper red - I want it sort of like hers****

**** her color is not as beautiful in that picture as it is on the show