Monday, August 01, 2005

My body is a wonderland

not in the way that I wish it were * - it's more of a theme park for the insects of Georgia - as if it weren't bad enough that my ankles are so puffy from mosquito bites that they are now cankles (Yeah, I'd like to re-think those flood pants) - this morning, I woke up with an itchy welt on my forehead that's so swollen that it appears as though I'm either growing a third eye, or my brain is outgrowing my head






* To be used for any and all kinky predelictions that John Mayer is rumored to have