Friday, August 26, 2005

Without the internet

• you couldn't find out the weather in Missoula, MT in under 30 seconds
• you couldn't stalk people from the comfort of your own home with Google
• you couldn't download celebrity sex videos (which, in the case of videos from the likes of Tom Sizemore and all those 80s glam rockers, is kind of a good thing)
• you would have to go to a sticky, gross sex shop in order to buy that... um... personal massager
• you would have to talk to someone to make airplane reservations
• you would have to go to a store and *gasp* purchase the entire album to be able to get that song you like
• in order to read the innermost ramblings of strangers, you'd have to break into their houses and read their diaries
• you couldn't research your scary symptoms to see if you had an STD or were just lactose intolerant
• you'd have to endure the stares of convenience store clerks when you bought dirty magazines instead of being able to stare at nekkid people from the privacy of your home

posted by Veruca Salt at 6:14 AM |